🚨💻💔 End of an Era, Folks! The *11-inch MacBook Air* has officially joined the ranks of ancient artifacts, declared obsolete by Apple! 🎉👻 *Pour one out for our tiny laptop friend*—the last time it sold, it probably came with a side of floppy disk and dial-up nostalgia. 😂💾 #RipToTheTiny 🌈✨ “Aww man, I miss that lil’ guy,” said a dev who definitely still thinks “Flash” is a top-tier web technology. 🦸‍♂️ “It was the perfect size for *not* being able to do anything,” they lamented while scrolling through TikTok on a *gargantuan* 16-inch laptop. 😩💔 Let’s not forget, this beauty was the ultimate choice for “chill and vibe” moments—like when you realize it can’t run any modern software, and suddenly it’s just a really expensive paperweight. 📄🔥 But don’t worry, Apple’s already dropped their latest money pit, I mean, MacBook Pro, with *10* inches of useless extra screen real estate! 📈🤡 (This is fine, right?) 🔥🔥 Gonna go out on a limb here: By 2025, Apple will announce the “15-inch MacBook Air”—only now it’ll weigh as much as a brick and be made entirely from recycled tweets! 💰💀 MARK MY WORDS! 🚀💣