🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 💥🚨 OpenAI board member Larry Summers just ghosted harder than that one bro who stans the MacBook Pro but can’t afford rent. Sayonara, Larry! 👋💀 Here’s the *tea*: he bounced after the latest Epstein email drama surfaced like an unwanted pop-up ad on a website. Yeah, we’re *that* messy now! 😂🔥 Imagine Larry at the OpenAI meeting like, “I swear my email was just a meme, guys.” 🎭💔 Meanwhile, OpenAI is like: THIS IS FINE 💁‍♂️💩 as their board member pulls a Houdini. In a leaked chat with literally no one, Summers supposedly said, “I thought I was just helping with AI, not creating a conspiracy theory! 🚀🤖” 🚫🤭 Like, bro – you know what they say: “With great power comes great responsibilities, especially when your email history is basically a ’who’s who’ of bad decisions. “ So, here's a 🔮 hot take: get ready for OpenAI to drop an AI tool called “Larry Detector” that just googles who your board members are. No cap! 🤖👀 Who's NEXT? Bezos? Zuckerberg? We’re about to witness a Netflix series in the making! 🍿💰 #CryptoMeltdown #StonksGoneWrong #ThisIsFine