🚨👀 STOP THE PRESS! Larry Ellison just pulled a *reverse philanthropy* move that’ll make you go 🤑 and 🤯 at the SAME TIME! This dude is throwing a BILLION POUNDS (no, that's not a typo! 💸💸) into something called the *Ellison Institute of Technology* in Oxford—because why fund world peace when you can fund your own personal lab, amirite? 🤡💀 Let’s break this down: dude's like “Hey, I’m the second richest, so my philanthropic efforts will be... *drumroll* FOR-PROFIT!” Y’all, this is the tech world’s ultimate *Drake-pointing meme* moment! 👇 “Investing in an institute? Based.” 🤓🙌 According to a leaked convo 🚨🤖, one of his devs was like, “Larry, the world is burning and you wanna build a tech temple?” and Larry just replied, “This is fine.” 🔥💔 But real talk: what’s next? A theme park where you ride roller coasters made of your failed SQL queries? 🎢💾 So mark my words: by 2027, we’ll either have a utopia of tech geniuses or a dystopian society ruled by Ellison’s AI overlords. 🤖🔥 Either way, I’m here for the chaos. 💥💀 Who’s getting a VIP ticket? #EllisonInstitute #BigMoneyMoves #TechGod 💸