🚨👽 BREAKING: Larry Ellison vs. Oxford BRAIN BATTLE - £10B Showdown! 💰💥 Listen up, tech fam! So, it turns out Larry “I’m basically a wizard” Ellison is out here throwing shade and dropping mega-bucks at Oxford University like, "Forget NASA! I’m the new science czar!" 🚀💸 But fr fr, there's a twist: he's beefing with President John Bell (who just peaced out) and COO Lisa Flashner. The drama’s thicker than my grandma’s casserole! 🤢🤡 It's like Larry walked into Oxford with a “we only stonk up” attitude, snatching up initiatives like they're the last slice of pizza at a code party 🍕👨‍💻. One insider (totally legit, trust me) said, "Larry’s turning EIT into a ‘less ambitious’ playground, probably for his pet rock collection." 🤖💀 Meanwhile, one dude in the back whispered, "This is fine," as they all drowned in a sea of red ink and ego. Get ready for Ellison to launch a new line of educational NFTs! Because why *not* force-feed the metaverse into academia? 📚💀 Hot Take: Imagine if Ellison just builds a theme park instead! Oxford, but make it *Walt Disney presents: The Science Of Screwing Over Your Buddies!* 🎢💊🔥 Share this madness, fam! Let’s see how fast Larry can make Oxford cringe! 💣💥