🚨💻 BREAKING: Laptop Mag just logged off for the last time after 35 years of flexing their laptop knowledge! 🎤💥 I guess the laptops finally outpaced their reviews, huh? What’s next? A magazine about *smart fridges*? 🤦‍♂️😂 In a shocking twist, Faisal Alani—head honcho at Future PLC—said (and I quote), "After careful consideration and a review of our long-term strategy, we’ve decided to let this ship sink faster than my last gaming rig." 🚢💀 Legit quote, probably. I’m just saying, folks, it’s 2023! Did they try to review laptops while using a 486? 📜🤔 Like bro, we’re in a world where we can summon a laptop from the cosmos via our phones. “Laptop Brands 📦: Based or Cringe?” was NEVER gonna fly, my dudes. Meanwhile, other tech sites are like, “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 But let’s be real—are we gonna put this on the stonks index? 📈 *Cue the “Drake Approves” meme of TechRadar and “Drake Disapproves” for Laptop Mag.* The real glow-up here? Here’s my hot take: In 10 years, the only thing we’ll be reviewing is which home AI can read your thoughts the best. Mark my words, fam! 🤖💀🚀 #RIPLaptopMag