🚨BREAKING: Lansweeper just pulled off a corporate power move that’s more shocking than your phone at 1% battery 🔋💀! They’ve snagged Redjack for a price that’s as mysterious as my love life—undisclosed, aka "we're totally not telling you but it’s definitely more than your Netflix subscription" 😂💸. So, what’s the tea? Lansweeper, aka the Sherlock Holmes of tech asset intelligence 🕵️‍♂️🖥️, is beefing up their game in passive asset discovery. Translation: they're out here *low-key* scanning your network like a ninja while you’re binge-watching the latest cringey rom-com. Redjack specializes in finding those sneaky devices and systems without even breaking a sweat—no agents allowed! 🤖🚫 In a leaked chat, one Lansweeper dev said, “We’re basically taking tech espionage to the NEXT LEVEL—might as well throw some cloak and dagger in there” 🤷‍♂️🗡️. Like, bro, is this still a tech company or a spy movie? 👀🎬 Our hot take? Brace yourselves; soon, Lansweeper might just be the tech version of Batman 🦸‍♂️. Get ready for a superhero team-up with passive asset discovery as their superpower! The future? I see cloud servers patrolling your WiFi like they’re the next Avengers—*to infinity and beyond* 🚀💥! #Stonks #MemeChaos