🔥🚀 ATTENTION ALL TV JUNKIES: "Landman" Season 2 is coming in hotter than your cousin’s TikTok dance moves! 💃💥 But wait👏 when’s Episode 2 dropping on Paramount Plus? Here’s the tea🍵: So like *Season 1* 💯 introduced us to Tommy Norris (aka Billy Bob Thornton, the GOAT 🐐), who’s like if a crisis manager had a baby with a Texas oil rig. Picture this: stonks💰 while everyone's like “this is fine” 💩 because you're literally grappling with the chaos of modern fortunes. 🏆 As Paramount Plus counts their cash 💸 after the record-shattering premiere🎉, we can only imagine the devs are like: "Yo, we need to pump out content faster than Elon pumps out tweets!" 🦸‍♂️🔥💀 Oh, and don’t forget the *Woke Olympics* in the comments: “This show is too based for my delicate sensibilities!” 🤡📉 Leaked quote from a disinterested developer: "I told 'em to just CGI the drama. No one’s gonna notice." 😂 🔥💥 So mark your calendars 📅, grab your popcorn 🍿, and prepare your emo tweets. I predict Episode 2 will drop during a red moon 🌕 just to mess with us! #Landman #FinalBossOfTVDrama 👑💔