🚨📺BREAKING NEWS: Landman Season 2 is dropping and the oil drama is thicker than your Uncle Larry’s BBQ sauce at a family cookout! 🌭💧🔥 That’s right, folks! Tommy Norris is back, and he’s about to stir the pot more than that one friend who always says “hold my beer” before doing something reckless. 🤪👀💰 According to the mainstream media (aka Paramount Plus), Season 1 taught us that watching oil execs is basically like watching a train wreck on repeat; you can’t look away! 🚂💥 Get ready for a plot twist that’s more absurd than your last Tinder date. Remember when Billy Bob Thornton was just the guy from *Sling Blade*? Now he’s a golden globe-nominated oil baron! 🏅😱 “We’re not just drilling, we’re vibing,” says a totally fictional Paramount developer (probably named Chad) between sips of overpriced oat milk. 🥛🤡 But wait, there’s more! Season 2 promises to dive into the juicy undercurrents of fortune-hunting while we all just sit here asking ourselves, “Why are we not investing in stonks instead?!” 📈💸 🧠💥 Predictions? This show will either make everyone want to invest in oil OR it’ll trigger a new hashtag: #LandmanIsCringe. Either way, get your popcorn ready and prepare for the chaos! 🍿🔥💀