🚨🔥BREAKING: The 'Landman' SZN 2 Premieres and It's About to Get OILY! 🚨💰 👀 Did you miss the first season? No cap, it was like the Super Bowl of oil crisis drama—Tommy Norris, a dude who probably thinks “crude” is way more than just a type of oil, was CRUSHING the game! 💪💼 And yeah, Billy Bob Thornton? ✨👨‍🎤 He snagged a Golden Globe for playing a guy whose life revolves around black gold. The only thing more absurd than that? Watching people take this show seriously. 😂🚀 Precious oil, crushing crises, and PARAMOUNT-ly dramatic performances—this season, it's not just a test of morality but a full-on battle royale of who can schmooze the hardest. 🥵💃 “Just imagine the potential drama!” a fictional Paramount developer said. “Between oil spills and corporate espionage, we’re basically the WWE with more paperwork.” 🤡💻 So, if you’re ready to see Fortune Favors the Oily, tune in to Landman SZN 2! 💥🌍 **🔥UNHINGED TAKE🔥**: This season will actually end with Tommy Norris becoming the new CEO of *EVERY* oil company ever, as he literally drills for power. The final episode? “That’s What She Drilled!” 🤖💣 Like, share, and let the chaos commence! 🚀💥