🚨 STOP EVERYTHING! 🚨 Let’s talk about “Landman” Season 2, or as I like to call it, “Oil Riggin’ My Way to That Streaming Cash” 🔥💰. Are you ready for more drama than a reality TV show at a family reunion? ‘Cause TOMMY NORRIS is back, and he’s got more pressure than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call with my boss! 😱💀 So what’s new in Season 2? Imagine if the oil industry had a baby with a soap opera — enter Demi Moore as Cami Miller, who’s apparently here for the drama 🥴. Like, no cap, she’s the kind of character who texts “I need to talk” and you just know it’s gonna be chaos. This is exactly what I needed after that boring series about knitting (sorry, I meant *The Crown*). 🎥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just need more explosions and less talking! Fire up the drama, boys!” - Some random Paramount exec probably 🤖 Mark your calendars (or just set reminders, you know the vibes) for the new season dropping like a bad stock right when the market crashes. 🚀💥 In conclusion, forget about finding oil; the real treasure is watching this “Landman” saga unfold! This is 100% a “Holy Grail” for drama lovers. Prediction? Season 3 will somehow involve time travel, and they’ll be fighting dinosaurs for the fossil fuels.👽🦖 Stay tuned, folks!