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Lagos flexin' ๐Ÿ’ฐ: Moniepoint just snagged $90M & hit $1B+ ๐Ÿ’ธ, processing $250B/yr like itโ€™s nothing! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ #MoneyMoves

October 21, 2025
4 days ago
Techmeme
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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ ALERT: MONIEPOINT JUST HIT THE STONKS BUTTON! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰ Listen up, fam! Lagos-born Moniepoint is flexing HARD, snagging a cool $90 million (thatโ€™s not just chump change, folks! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ’ต) and flexing a valuation of over $1 BILLION!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ธ *slow clap* ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ What do they even do? Oh, just casually processing $250 BILLION in transactions a year like itโ€™s NBD! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ *this is fine meme with a fire background* But fr fr, is anyone else feeling like this is a financial flex so big it might implode? I can hear the *investors yelling at their screens* now: โ€œWe need more Moniepoint! Sell the kids!โ€ ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜‚ In a world where fintech is just tech but with a flashy coat of paint, Moniepoint is like Drake pointing at their competition saying, โ€œpfft, ๐Ÿ˜‚ you thought you could keep up?โ€ Meanwhile, Visa is sipping its coffee and nodding like that *galaxy brain meme* ๐Ÿ’ซ. Leaked convo between quasi-developers: **Dev1**: โ€œDude, we gonna make *this* wave?โ€ **Dev2**: โ€œOnly if we let them invest in our inflated dreams. Let's get that bread! ๐Ÿžโ€ Hereโ€™s my spicy hot take ๐Ÿ”ฅ: In three years, Moniepoint will be buying up struggling banks like itโ€™s Black Friday. Bank CEOs will be like, โ€œThis is fineโ€ฆ right?โ€ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ #MonieFOMO #TakeMyMoney

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