Lagos flexin' ๐ฐ: Moniepoint just snagged $90M & hit $1B+ ๐ธ, processing $250B/yr like itโs nothing! ๐ฑ๐ฅ #MoneyMoves
๐๐๐ฐ ALERT: MONIEPOINT JUST HIT THE STONKS BUTTON! ๐ฐ๐๐ Listen up, fam! Lagos-born Moniepoint is flexing HARD, snagging a cool $90 million (thatโs not just chump change, folks! ๐ฒ๐ต) and flexing a valuation of over $1 BILLION!! ๐ช๐ธ *slow clap* ๐๐ What do they even do? Oh, just casually processing $250 BILLION in transactions a year like itโs NBD! ๐ธ๐ธ *this is fine meme with a fire background* But fr fr, is anyone else feeling like this is a financial flex so big it might implode? I can hear the *investors yelling at their screens* now: โWe need more Moniepoint! Sell the kids!โ ๐ค๐ In a world where fintech is just tech but with a flashy coat of paint, Moniepoint is like Drake pointing at their competition saying, โpfft, ๐ you thought you could keep up?โ Meanwhile, Visa is sipping its coffee and nodding like that *galaxy brain meme* ๐ซ. Leaked convo between quasi-developers: **Dev1**: โDude, we gonna make *this* wave?โ **Dev2**: โOnly if we let them invest in our inflated dreams. Let's get that bread! ๐โ Hereโs my spicy hot take ๐ฅ: In three years, Moniepoint will be buying up struggling banks like itโs Black Friday. Bank CEOs will be like, โThis is fineโฆ right?โ ๐คก๐ #MonieFOMO #TakeMyMoney
