🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Labubu, the plush monster that apparently has everyone in a chokehold, is on track to become the *next* billion-dollar teddy bear overlord! 🤡💀💰 That’s right, fam! Pop Mart just dropped their financial tea ☕, revealing that Labubu (who is basically just a furry blob with vibes) raked in a staggering $670 million in the first half of the year! 🤯💥 That’s a 688% YOY increase! When did we decide that we all needed $50 plushies of a monster that looks like it ate one too many burritos? 🔥😂 “Developers came in one day and were like, ‘What if we literally just made a random blob? Money printer go BRRR!’” said an *anonymous* Pop Mart dev while munching on lab-grown avocado toast. 🥑💸 And honestly, let's get real: You think this plushie hype train won’t derail? 🚂💨 *This is fine*—until Labubu becomes the plush version of a cryptocurrency 🤖💀. Next up: Labubu NFTs that nobody asked for! 2025 prediction: Labubu opens a crypto bank, and we all seethe in regret. No cap. So, get your wallets ready, because the only thing fluffier than Labubu’s fur is your bank account when all your friends buy these monstrosities! Stonks 🚀📈🔥! 👇 SHARE this if you think Labubu is the new king of the plush jungle! 👇💥