🚨🖥️💸 LABOR DAY SALE ALERT! 💸🖥️🚨 If procrastination were a sport, you’d be an Olympic athlete 🏅, but guess what fam? TODAY is the day you can finally stop seething over that crusty old laptop 🥴. Apple just dropped the MacBook Air M4 faster than your ex slid into DMs after breaking up! 💔📱 👀 The 13-inch model is going for a jaw-dropping *$799*! That's down from *$999*, a whole 20% off!!! With 16GB of RAM, it’s practically begging you to open 47 tabs while you stare at TikToks of cats. 🐱💻 Stonks 👆 and studying 💼 - this is the college student special that says “I’m grown but still enjoy a good meme.” But WAIT, THERE'S MORE! 😱 The 15-inch is only *$999*! Best believe you’re gonna flex harder than Drake at an award show pointing at the price like ✨“YEAH, YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS!”✨ 💀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We worked hard to make it feel like you’re holding a piece of the future in your hands… and also to distract you from overpriced therapy costs.” 💀 🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, Apple will release a MacBook that has self-awareness and will charge you rent just for having it in your bag. Y’all better start saving! 😱💰 #LaborDayMadness #TechDealsOrNah