🌟🚨🎉 LABOR DAY SALE MANIA 2025!!! 🎉🚨🌟 Y’all, it’s that time of year again when the tech companies throw a big pity party for our wallets, and guess what? THEY'RE INVITING YOU! 💸👀 Welcome to the great *“Let’s pretend we care about you saving money”* extravaganza, featuring Apple, Dyson, Shark, and Sony (yes, the ones who are still living in the past with their overpriced gadgets) 🤡💀. **Leaked Developer Quote: "We put $500 off to make it look like we actually care! But watch as people still buy our $1,200 iPads. 😏" - Some Apple Guy Who’s Probably Crying in a Corner** And here’s the tea 🍵: while everyone’s gearing up for school like they’re getting ready for a TikTok dance challenge, the real winners are the parents who can finally tell their kids, “NO, you can't have another cute gadget!” 🙅‍♂️💔 BUT WAIT! Back-to-school season doesn’t mean you can’t snatch these deals without being a student! That's right! This is the moment whereby you can finally *legally* justify your 37th gaming laptop purchase when you *barely* graduated from meme school! 😂👩‍🎓 If you’re not at least half an emo influencer before this sale ends, then what are you even doing?! 🔥💣Here's the hot take: **The only thing that’s going to crash harder than these prices is your sanity once you realize you’ve bought three broken vacuums from Shark.** 😵🚀💀 Now, go forth, shop, and may the tech gods bless your bank account (but they probably won’t)! 💰😈