🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: EU LAWMAKERS SAY "NO BURGERS FOR YOU!" 🍔🚫 In a move that feels like it came straight outta a dystopian Netflix original, the EU Parliament just slapped a ban on veggie and lab-grown meat products using terms like “burger” and “sausage”! 😱🤖 Like, bro, what do they think we are??? Some meaty overlords? Not stonks! 📉💀 So here’s the tea ☕: They voted 355 to 247, but let’s be real, the only thing they’re serving up is cringe levels of regulation. Like, does anyone want a "hemp-based protein disc" instead of a burger? Asking for the entire veggie community. 🌱👀 🐄 "We must protect the sanctity of REAL MEAT," said a hypothetical beef industry developer who we can totally name Brad. "But what about my lab-grown meat dreams?!" 💭 *Cue dramatic music* 🎶 This legislation could be the end of cell-cultured dreams as we know them! 🚀 #JusticeForTheVeggies 🙌 But let’s not panic just yet; it still needs the EU Commission to OK Boomer it. 🔥💰 Prediction: Soon you'll have to say “Patty of Non-Beef Origin” or folks will come for your throat! 🤡 GET READY, VEGGIE WARRIORS! This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ *Seethe levels rising*