🚨📱🍏 BREAKING: iPhone Fold drama just went *side button* mode! 🥵🤡 Legendary Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo (a.k.a. the Nostradamus of smartphones) dropped the bomb that we won't be getting that futuristic in-display Touch ID! 😱👀 Instead, they’re shoving the good ol’ thumb scanner on the SIDE like it’s some sort of *iPod Shuffle* relic! Someone tell Tim Cook that we ain’t living in 2014 anymore! 🙄🔥 💰Stonks for Apple? Nah, this is like making the iPhone 15 with a flip phone aesthetic. “This is fine” 🐶 meme intensifies while users are busy trying to fold their phones and their dignity all at once! 😂 **Leaked developer quotes:** “Don’t kid yourself, bro; it’s not like we’re a tech company or anything. We just sell overpriced rectangles.” - Anonymous Apple Dev 😜 Meanwhile, the galaxy brain idea to *actually* innovate? Yeah, that’s a hard *no cap* from Apple. 🤦‍♂️💀 🔥 Here’s the unhinged prediction: iPhone Fold is gonna flop harder than that foldable Samsung that’s now a paperweight! 🤷‍♂️ So get ready to play a fun new game: 🎮 “Guess how many times it breaks before you trade it in!” 🚀🔥 Share this chaos, fam! ✌️💥