🚨🛑 BREAKING AIRPODS NEWS! 🔥💥 Yo, fellow tech warriors! It's your boy, Ming-Chi Kuo, the Oracle of Cupertino, back at it again with his wild tea spill! ☕️🤖 So apparently, the 🛸 *fabled* AirPods Pro 3 are NOT a myth after all! 🤪 After like, 3 years of being teased harder than your mom during Christmas, they're LITERALLY dropping THIS WEEK alongside the iPhone 17. 🤯💦 🤩 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just threw a bunch of *magic* into the AirPods to make them sound better. 🙈✨ But like, who needs sound quality when you've got... colors!?! 💅😂" Remember when Kuo said we'd be waiting until 2026? Yeah, buddy! Just kidding! Now he's vibing in the fast lane like Drake pointing at his bank account because APPLE'S HERE TO STONK! 💰🚀 This is like when you put your phone on a charger and it instantly blows up ('cause you forgot about the dongle life) - We all IN for the chaos, baby! 💀🔥 📅 So set your reminders for Tuesday, cause Apple's about to make you go *"This is fine"* with their 5th version of *AirPods you probably don't need!* 🤡🔊 Predictions? I say they’ll come in a “NFT Rainbow Rave” option, and you’ll have to buy a subscription just to access the actual sound! C’mon, that’s peak Apple! 🤯🍏 #AirPodsPro3 #KuoIsTheMessiah #AppleChaos #TechMemeLord ✌️💖