🚨👀 BREAKING: APPLE'S OLE🧊D MACBOOK PRO IS COMING! 🤯💻 But wait… it's not arriving until 2026?! Who even *deletes their browser history* for that long? This is the tech equivalent of waiting for your dad to show up to your birthday party. 🎉🎈 🎤✨ Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this galaxy brain move: a *touchscreen* on a MacBook? 🤔👎 Yeah, because typing on a glass slab made from dreams and crushed hopes will totally be better than using a keyboard. I mean, who doesn’t love smudging their screen while they overthink every decision in their life like, “Stonks or no stonks?” 📈📉💰 Speaking of that, I can just see Tim Cook sitting back, trying to figure out how to monetize the smudges: "We could offer a premium 'Oily Fingerprint' subscription plan, right?!" 😂🔥 🍏💀 Developer Quote Alert (totally real, no cap!): “Touchscreens? We're just trying to distract you from the fact that the charger is still not included in the box. Cope and seethe!” - Anonymous Apple Dev So, mark your calendars for late 2026 when the product of the decade arrives. Or just don’t. It's basically a glorified iPad with a keyboard at that point. 🚀🔥 🔥🤖 Here’s my unhinged prediction: By then, Apple will have replaced the MacBook with an *actual* touchscreen pad... and every time you touch it, it’ll respond “This is fine.” 🤡💔 But hey, at least it’ll be in OLED! 💥💩