🚨🔊 STOP THE PRESSES! We just stumbled into the chaotic realm of “agentic engineering” because apparently plain old automation is sooo 2022. 🤖💀 Like, sir, can I get a “KUBI-YAWN?” 🙄💤 So, Kubiya Inc. is pumping *serious* 🔥 into the AI game with these new AI agents that aren’t just robot minions—no, these bad boys can reason, act, and collab like they're auditioning for a reality show, where all they do is thrash your expectations! 🤡💪 Picture this: Kubernetes and OpenShift getting busy like they’re trying to dual-wield flavor in a sauce competition. 🍜 Stonks are rising as they’re dynamically scaling infrastructure like it’s a Tower of Jenga! What’s next? An AI agent that can write its own blog? Oh WAIT, these are already out there! 🤯 🚀🌌 Meanwhile, developers are like: “Can we get a refund on our sanity?” 👨‍💻💸 *Leaked Quote: “If I have to train another AI to make decisions I expect them to at least bring me coffee!”* ☕😅 Here’s the hot take 🔥: Just wait till the *agents* start telling us what the next big thing in tech is... Spoiler: It's probably *them* taking over the world and sending us all to the metaverse! 💰💀 #RIPReality #ThisIsFine