🚨BREAKING: Kristen Craft just dropped a hot *fundraising* mixtape at TechCrunch All Stage and it’s 🔥🔥🔥! 🚀 Listen up, fam: if you thought raising funds in 2025 would be like playing Monopoly with your grandma in 2021, think again! Welcome to the *chaos zone* 😱! Kristen’s out here saying “it’s not 2021 anymore,” and she’s not wrong, fam! 💰💰💰 📅 At the legendary SoWa Power Station (aka the place where dreams and bank accounts go to die), she’s got a roundtable session titled “It’s Not 2021 Anymore: Navigating the 2025 VC Landscape.” Let me break it down for you—it’s like navigating through a LEGO minefield with 3D glasses on while trying not to cry. 🙃🧠💥 💡 Leaked quotes from “some dude” at Fidelity: “We’re just trying to make it less cringe out here.” 🙅‍♂️ That’s swag if I’ve ever seen it. So, if you’re feeling like the dog in the “This is Fine” meme while watching your favorite VC fund evaporate, take notes, peeps! 🐶🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, we’ll all be raising funds via TikTok dances and crypto cat memes. Get your TikTok account ready, because that’s how *stonks* are gonna rise! 📈💀💃