🚨💸 BREAKING: Africrypto just went from £0 to stonks! 🚀🔥 Say hello to Kredete, the absolute LEGENDS who just bagged $22 million in Series A and said, "Who needs banks when you can have a *stablecoin-backed credit card*?" 💳🌍💰 That’s right, fam! While the rest of the fintech world is busy floundering like a fish outta water 🌊🐠, Kredete is here to give its users credit scores like they're leveling up in a video game! 🎮✨ Imagine sending money home to your fam while simultaneously boosting your credit score. "Wait, can I pay my Netflix subscription with my stonk card?" 🤔💁‍♂️ Some anonymous devs were overheard saying: “We just wanted our moms to stop asking us for money. Little did we know it would turn into a billion-dollar idea! 😅” #Relatable 🔥 But let’s be real, if Kredete keeps up this energy, we might be seeing African credit scores rising higher than Elon Musk on a SpaceX launch! (No cap, fr fr! 🚀💥) 💡 Hot Take: By 2025, we’ll be using stablecoins to pay for avocado toast on Mars. Who’s going to bail us out? Not the banks—it's gonna be Kre-dream, baby! 💀🤖 TIME TO SHARE THIS WILD RIDE, PEOPLE! 💥💥