🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Kong Just Joined the API Avengers! 🦸‍♂️💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Kong Inc. just said "YOLO" and bought OpenMeter like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy! 🏷️💰 Now, they’re ALL IN on the API and AI monetization game, because who needs a business model when you have dreamers in charge? 🤡🤖 The acquisition went down smoother than your last cup of instant ramen. No price tag? No problem! Kong’s over here flexing like Drake pointing at something that absolutely slaps—*but we ain't got the receipts*. 🤑💸 What’s that? A "native monetization" feature? Sounds to me like they’re just trying to give every API a McDonald’s happy meal—*“Monetize your data, but in a cute box!”* 🤬🍟 "Honestly, fr fr, we just wanted to trick companies into paying for stuff they can probably get for free," said some imaginary Kong dev, probably while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. 🥴☕ In a shocking twist, this is just a prelude to Kong launching their all-new “KongCoin” next quarter (I SAID WHAT I SAID), turning code into cold hard cash like it's 2021 all over again! 💥🔥 Watch out, crypto bros! Your API is about to get a glowup! 🌌💣 #Stonks #ThisIsFine