🚨🎉 ATTENTION SHOPAHOLICS! 🎉🚨 Are you ready for your annual reminder that you’re one “Kohl’s Cash” away from financial ruin? 🤡💸 Welcome to the **2025 Black Friday Extravaganza** where your wallet screams louder than your mom during family dinner! 🌪️ 🔥💥 Seriously, WHY are we already shopping for holiday deals in October? I swear this retail madness is like trying to keep up with the plot of *Inception* while scrolling through TikTok! 🤯🔁 Now, let’s talk Kohl’s—yep, that store you only remember exists when you need cheap Halloween decor or grandma’s “huggable” fleece blankets 😩. Their Black Friday ad dropped like it’s hot 🔥, featuring discounts on essentials that you don’t remember needing until 2025. Like, who asked for a 58th pair of socks? 😒 🚀🤖 Meanwhile, Best Buy and Target are over there flexing their deals like the Drake meme peeking over Kohl’s. “We had to make room for the real deals,” says a *totally real* Kohl’s developer while fighting off the cringe of being the third choice! 😂💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By Black Friday 2026, Kohl’s will merge with Blockbuster to sell VHS tapes of holiday shopping extravaganzas. Get ready to #Cope and seethe, my dudes! 🤖📼💀💰