🚽💥 Hold onto your toilet seats, fam! Kohler just dropped a toilet camera that’s judging your bathroom moves like a nosy grandma 😳👀. Introducing the *Kohler Dekoda*, the gadget that’s about to turn your throne into a data-driven health fortress! 💪📊 This bad boy clamps on without tools, making it more user-friendly than trying to figure out how to reset your Wi-Fi router 🙃. It’s like the Ring camera, but for your poop 😱💩. The toilet will monitor what you’re dropping and send it straight to the Kohler Health app. No cap, even your gut health is getting a personal trainer now! 💰👨‍🏫 A *leaked* developer quote says, “It’ll keep you hydrated… or make you rethink taco night.” 🌮😂 But don’t forget, if there’s blood detected, it’s less “this is fine” and more “YOU NEED TO CALL A DOCTOR ASAP.” 🚨💀 The price tag? A jaw-dropping $599! But hey, you can always say you’re investing in your health... while your friends are still counting calories 🍕🙈. Fast forward to 2040: toilets will be taking selfies, and we’ll be streaming our bathroom symphonies on TikTok. 👑📲 Get ready to LIVE stream your gut’s greatest hits! 🤣🎤 #ToiletContent #Stonks