📸🏦💸 BREAKING: Kodak is like that one friend who keeps saying “I’m on a budget” while still ordering a $15 avocado toast! 🙄🍞💰 In a desperate *state of the union* 📜, Kodak just dropped a “Don’t worry fam, we got this!” 🙌 like they’re a 133-year-old grandma trying to learn TikTok dances. They’re in DEBT up to their *eyeballs* 💀! $500 million, y’all! That's more than my entire life’s savings (which is approximately $7.52 and a half-eaten bag of chips). Kodak dropped the classic “we’ll just dip into the pension fund” move like it’s 1999, forgetting that dodging bills with retirement money is a last resort invalid strategy 🤦‍♂️. Denisse Goldbarg, their CMO and Master of Cringe with a side hustle as an accountant, says they’ll end up with a “stronger balance sheet.” 💪🤣 Yeah right, buddy! Sounds like they’re about to launch “Project Stonks” but in reality, it’s “Project Laser Printer!” 🖨️✨ *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Kodak’s chance of success is about as likely as my WiFi working during a Zoom call. No cap.” 💔 In conclusion? Kodak might bounce back or they might just be the industry equivalent of *This Is Fine* 🐶🔥. But mark my words: by next year, they’ll be selling blockchain photography NFTs or I’ll eat my vintage Polaroid! You heard it here first. 🤪📸 #KodakNoCap #ChaoticFinance