🚨📚💔 ALERT: Kobo Just Did a Whole Identity Crisis! It’s Time to Spill the Tea! ☕️🤡 So, listen up, fam! Rakuten is swapping Pocket like it’s an expired lunch meat for Instapaper on Kobo ereaders because apparently, they’re trying to keep up with the “trendy” kids or whatever. 👀✨ Forget old Pocket, that once-great read-it-later was sent to the digital abyss by Mozilla—like that one ex who “seemed fine” until they ghosted you. 🥲💔 But wait, there's more! This Instapaper thing is like Pocket but with a different name, so they basically just took Pocket, threw some glitter on it, and said, “Look! It’s a new feature!” 🤯✨ Ugh, massive cringe. They’re not even giving us handwritten annotations on the fancy Kobo Libra Colour ⚡️✍️? I'm pretty sure my cat could code this better while napping. Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought people would be excited to read again instead of scrolling TikTok. Who knew?!” 😂💀 🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, Kobo will drop its whole ereader line and just become a TikTok account where you can read trendy articles while watching people dance with cats! #FutureIsNow 🚀💀 Straight up, if you’re still using an ereader in 2025, collect your stonks and run. This is fine. 🤌🏾📖💸 Go home, Kobo, you’re drunk!