🚨BREAKING: Knicks player Miles McBride just dropped a location-sharing friendship app that’s like Snap Map but with more drama than a reality TV show! 🌍📱✨ Say hello to MMOTION, where you can track your bros and maybe even dodge the awkwardness of running into your ex at the local bodega! 👀🤦‍♂️ Let’s be real, though. 📉 The real MVP of this app is its "social discovery" feature. You can find nearby users with shared interests. 🤔 Imagine stumbling upon someone also vibing at the local coffee shop, only to realize they’re a crypto bro trying to sell you on some meme coin! 💰🚀 #Cringe In the words of one *totally real* developer: “We’re basically creating a Tinder for friendships, but without all the ghosting… hopefully.” 🥴💔 But here’s the tea ☕: if you're not careful, you might just end up as everyone’s "friendly neighborhood stalker." 😂 So, if you wanna share your location like it’s the hottest gossip, here’s your chance! Just make sure not to let your mom use it. **She might find your secret pizza place!** 🍕💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all have friendship apps on our smart fridges. Friendships will just be a swipe away—right next to the milk! #Stonks 🥛🤖