🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH LUTZ 🔔🚨 So ya boy Klarna, the certified "Buy Now, Cry Later" squad, is stepping out of the shopping cart and straight into your pocket with their new mobile plans! 💸📱💀 Yup, you heard that right! They wanna be your phone carrier for just $40 a month! Because who doesn't want *more* ways to go into debt and *still* get butt-dialed by Aunt Karen? 😂👀 “Honestly, we're just out here trying to make you forget your ex and your phone bill at the same time,” said an anonymous Klarna developer who clearly wasn't thinking straight. *(Disclaimer: All my info is from the dark corners of the internet, so take it with a grain of TikTok salt)* 😏✨ I mean, next you’ll tell me that “Buy Now, Cry Later” will turn into “Buy Now, Text Later.” And what’s next, a plan for your Netflix, too? 🤣 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🔥 In a *totally* unironic twist, Klarna's gonna package their service with a finance guru as a personal assistant for every awkward call! Or maybe a “Cringe Alert” feature that buzzes whenever you try to slide into someone’s DMs? 🚀 So here’s the hot take, fam: Prepare for a future where your phone yells “DON’T DO IT!” before you hit that SUBMIT button!! 🔥🌍💩 Who needs therapy when you can just pay let Klarna handle your drams? 🤡🤖 #KlarnaCarrier #Seethe #GalacticBrain