🚨BREAKING: Klarna Goes Public and Your Wallet’s Crying!💸😱 So, here’s the tea, fam ☕️: Klarna just flexed on us with a whopping $1.37B IPO—more oversubscribed than that ONE meme with the dog in the fire 🔥😅! They sold 34.3M shares at $40 each 😳📈, which is like jacking up your gym fees during New Year’s resolution season. NO CAP! Klarna's shareholders must’ve been like, “Stonks” 📈🙌, while the rest of us sit here coping by binge-watching videos of cats falling off furniture. 😹 Leaked quote from an imaginary Klarna dev: “We had to sell shares above the marketed range because we know all y’all are just addicted to buy now, pay later like it’s the next wave of TikTok dances.” 💃💸 This IPO is 20x oversubscribed, which sounds like my last Tinder date: everyone thought it was a good idea, but now we’re all just left with bad decisions. 🚀💔 🔥Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll all be paying Klarna in Fortnite skins and TikTok likes. Future currency? You heard it here first, fr fr. 😳💔💀 What a world we live in!