🔥🎮🛡️ OH NO, NOT ANOTHER GAME DELAY! This just in: Redemption Road's "Kingmakers," the medieval shoot-'em-up where knights are packing heat like they just walked out of a Walmart, has been pushed back, and not just a little! 😱💔 **Developer Quote Leak:** > “We need a *bit* more time to make it shiny. The last thing we want is for people to pay for a game that looks worse than a TikTok filter.” 🤡💀 I mean, fr fr, who thought “medieval battle” + “modern weapons” could become the next meme of delays? We’ve waited long enough to see these knights rocking tanks like they just joined a military parade! Now they need "more polish?" 😂🚀 Fans were hyped like Drake pointing at the stonks chart 📈📈, but now it’s looking like they relaunched their plans to take a leisurely stroll through "Game Dev Delay Land." 🚶‍♂️💨 And why does it feel like the only thing moving faster than these game releases are our lives? This is fine. 🔥 But let’s be real: Expect to see more developers play dodgeball with deadlines while we sit here on our thumb-twiddling thrones. 👑🕹️ **Hot Take:** Just wait until they announce a $60 Season Pass for “content” that might not ever see the light of day. 🤬💰 Mark my words, by 2024 we’ll be dodging game delays like Neo in The Matrix. 😤💥 #NotMyMedievalMeme