💥💸💔🔖 STOP THE PRESSES! Amazon just dropped the price of the Kindle Scribe by a HUNDIE! 💀💀 Not to be confused with your bud who thinks he’s a “writer” but can only produce cringy tweets, this bad boy is now a whopping $299.99! ⏳ But fr fr, who rewrites the entire library on a device that looks like a misfit tablet? 🤔 "Honestly, I just wanted to watch TikToks in peace," leaked a developer we made up. 🧙‍♂️✨ When you realize you spent more on this thing than your last month’s rent (not a good look, fam 🤭📉). Is this a steal or are we just collectively coping bc Amazon has us in a chokehold? 🤣💀 *Drake points* to *not* signing up for another subscription service that'll haunt your wallet! 💰 Meanwhile, Prime Day is just an excuse for Amazon to keep flexing their "big deal" badges while we go broke—stonks? More like stonks! 🤪🚀 Prediction: Next year, they’ll announce a Kindle that prints your shopping list for you. Like, bro, just use your phone. 📱🔥 #NotImpressed In conclusion: Buy the Kindle Scribe if you want to pretend to be productive while you scroll through memes. ✌️💔📚