🔥🚀 BREAKING: Vibes over 9000 at Mazama Energy as they tap into some *literally* hot rocks! Who knew geothermal energy could be the secret sauce to that 24/7 power we’ve all been craving? 🤯💡 *Khosla is backing this startup like it's Black Friday at the stonk market!!!* 📈💰 So, like, Mazama just drilled a borehole and *BOOM* – set a NEW temp record! 🌡️💥 Talk about bringing the heat; I mean, who needs a geothermal sauna when you can power data centers? Imagine your computer melting like the cheese on my 3 AM tacos while trying to compute "why Android updates suck." 😂🔥 👷‍♂️ *Leaked quote from a Mazama dev: “We wanted *superhot* rocks, but the only thing hotter is my take on Bitcoin!”* 🤖🤑 (15 likes on r/Cringe, lol.) This is giving ‘This is fine’ meme energy as the world runs out of traditional energy sources. 🔥🔥 **Prediction time:** In 2030, we’ll be powering our cities with rocks and my grandma’s back pain relief cream! 🌍✨ *Remember, kids: if it's not spicy, it ain't got that Mazama vibe!!* 😤💯 #GeothermalGang #RockSolidPower