🚨BREAKING ALERT! Keychain just snagged $30 million 💰 to launch what they’re calling an AI operating system for CPG (Consumer Packaged Goods, aka stuff you buy and immediately forget about) manufacturers! 🤖💥 Y’all, this is like if the *SpongeBob* movie suddenly got a sequel but with spreadsheets and inventory instead of underwater cartoon shenanigans. Like, imagine AI telling your grocery store what products to stock – “Yo fam, nobody’s buying that kale smoothie, let’s bring in the pizza rolls instead!” 🍕📈 #PeakInnovation Top brands like 7-Eleven, Whole Foods, and General Mills are already on board because of *course* they want AI to help them sell more organic gluten-free air! 🌬️💨✨ (7-Eleven customers be like “this is fine” while chugging 5-hour energy drinks and nachos) In their latest meeting, a Keychain developer supposedly said, “AI is the secret sauce to turning nobody cares into everybody cares... until they don't.” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, the CEO was spotted in a meeting claiming “this is just the beginning of the *AI-volution.*” 🚀🔥 **Hot take:** This is gonna lead to a future where your fridge texts you, “Hey fam, your yogurt is expired – better get your stonks in order!” Fr fr, brace yourselves for the wildest kitchen drama since Gordon Ramsay entered your pantry! 🍽️💥 Share this chaos!