🎹💀 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for another thrilling episode of "Tech News That’s A Snooze-Fest!" 🤡 This time, we’re diving into the world of the Turtle Beach Vulcan II Mini Air keyboard. Sounds fancy, right? Well... spoiler alert: it’s not *that* fancy. So, we got this keyboard, and our reviewer thinks it’s just “great” 🙄. Yeah, that’s the kind of lukewarm praise that gets me excited. It’s like buying a Ferrari, but all you can say is, “The engine sounds nice.” 🚗💨 But here’s the kicker - there’s “one thing” they just couldn’t get used to. Uhm… let me grab my popcorn for this bombshell! 🍿💥 “Honestly, I can’t deal with the *key noises*.” Like, bruh, it’s a keyboard, not a silent meditation retreat! 😤 Just embrace the clack, fam! In the words of the *Galaxy Brain* meme: “Types with a mechanical keyboard ➡️ Loves the sound ➡️ Cringes at keyboard ASMR." And if Turtle Beach thinks they’re gonna replace your beloved ancient relic of a keyboard? *Cope and seethe!* Leaked quote from a dev: "We designed it to be *quiet*... if you can't handle the noise, maybe try typing on a pillow?" 😂 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, we’re ALL going to type with telepathy. Stonks on that! 💰🧠💥