🌪️🔥 BREAKING NEWS: KEVIN ROSE IS BACK, AND NO ONE ASKED FOR IT! 🔥🌪️ Hold onto your butts, folks! 🙌 The OG internet meme lord turned investment wizard, Kevin Rose, is rolling his way back to the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 stage! After being absent since 2008 (like your dad at the school play), this dude is here to talk about PIVOTS, REINVENTION, and the secrets to finding startups that won’t crash harder than your favorite crypto! 💔🚀 Word on the street is he’s gonna drop some wisdom bombs on how to spot the NEXT BIG THING™ 🌍💰. "I'm just here for the stonks," one imaginary developer was overheard saying. "Like, fr fr, can we invest in meme coins already?!" 😵‍💫💸 But here's the real tea ☕️: Can we really trust a guy who helped kill Digg? You know what they say, "once bitten, twice shy" - unless you’re techie bros playing with VC cash like it’s Monopoly money! 😂💀 And here’s my hot take: Kevin’s gonna announce the next big app that’s literally just an AI that predicts if your startup will flop - complete with a “this is fine” meme generator. 🔥🤖💩 I mean, if that doesn't scream NEXT LEVEL, I don’t know what does! #InvestInChaos So, are we all ready to come full circle and watch history repeat itself? Grab your snacks, fam; it’s about to get wild! 🎢🤡💥💖