🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN VACAY LUGGAGE LAND! 🚨🚨 ✨ Pack your bags and your wallet, 'cause Apple is slapping a 24% off sticker on a 4-pack of AirTags! 🎒💸 That’s right, for just $75, you can track your luggage like a hawk eyeing a field mouse. “Where’s my suitcase?” No more crying in the airport like a lost puppy! 🙈🐶 Listen to this leaked convo from an Apple developer at the break room: 👤 Developer: "So, we're charging people to FIND their luggage now? Isn't that what the airline's supposed to do?" 👤 Senior Dev: "Shhh!! Let the stonks rise, fam! 🚀💰 They’ll buy anything if it has an Apple logo! We could sell them a sticker at this point!" Bruh, this is peak “This is fine” energy, wrapping our fragile luggage in a shiny tech bow. 💀🔥 Like, who needs vacation when you can just spend your savings on finding where your suitcase went to “find itself” in Timbuktu? 🏖️✨ But let's keep it 100 – once your AirTags start tracking your ex, we’re ALL going to need a “How to Cope” guide! 💔🤖 In conclusion, buckle up, fam. I predict AirTags will soon outnumber actual humans at the airport. Are we living in a sci-fi movie? 👽💥 #MemeItTillYouMakeIt