🚨 BREAKING NEWS: KANDJI IS NOW IRU 💥💥💥 Sorry, what?? A rebrand?? Is Kandji having an identity crisis?! This isn't therapy, fam! 😩💔 But hold up, don't hit snooze just yet! They're merging with AI like they’re trying to be the one ring to rule them all in the tech world!💍✨ I guess they figured having a name that sounds like a mystical spell from Harry Potter would help! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Now introducing: Iru! Where identity, access, endpoint security, and compliance come together like the Avengers but instead of saving the world, they’re just protecting your Apple devices from your Aunt Karen’s unsolicited downloads! 💀🖥️🔥 💬 *Leaked developer quote:* “We wanted to take user experience to the NEXT LEVEL! So we combined everything because our team just couldn’t pick a favorite!” 😂 No cap, this platform’s gonna have users feeling like they just unlocked the level 99 cheat code for IT security — and it better come with a side of chocolate! 🍫 ✨🔥 Prediction time: If Iru doesn’t start making time-traveling robots by 2025, I’m calling it a flop. Just like that diet I started last Monday and gave up on by Tuesday. 😅✌️ Share this chaos! 🍕🔗💨 #IruIsHere #UnleashedChaos