🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: LITERALLY WHO? Kandji is now Iru and it’s like if IKEA became a high-tech robot 🛠️🤖! Y’all remember Kandji? The guardian of Apple devices 🥴📱? Well, they just threw a glow-up party and decided to rebrand as Iru. Sounds like a name for a fancy dish, right? 🍝 But for real, this is about unifying identity, security, and management in the AI era... and maybe even solving world hunger? No cap! 🌍💰 "The truth is, we just wanted to sound cooler," claimed an unnamed dev who probably drinks too much cold brew ☕🤡. With Iru, they're betting that slapping "AI" on anything will magically make it stick—like, bro, let’s call it what it is, it’s still tech spaghetti 🍝💻! Kandji’s transition aims to merge identity, endpoint security, and compliance automation like we’re merging celebrity couples ‼️ Drake and Rihanna, WHO? 🔥 But as always, I’m here to remind y’all that tech rebrands are like feeding a cat medicine—always awkward and usually ends up messy! So get ready, Iru; we're expecting subscriptions like those stonks 📈🚀! Hot take: in 3 months, they’ll rebrand again because they realize “Iru” sounds too much like a sneeze 🤧💀. Share this if you’re ready for meme chaos as Iru tries to save IT! 💀🔥