🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CYBER UNDERWORLD, FOLKS! 🚨 Meet Kai West, aka “IntelBroker” 💻🔓, who just decided to add “professional data thief” to his résumé. 🙄💀 This 25-year-old Brit was arrested in France back in February, and now he’s facing charges from U.S. prosecutors. That's right, Kai, the only “data acquisition” you should be doing is downloading some TikTok sounds, fam! 🎶🤡 He’s been accused of teaming up with a squad of hackers to steal data from DOZENS of companies. Like, bro, you could’ve just made a cringe TikTok about it instead! 🔥🚀 This ain’t Fortnite, you can’t just "squad up" and raid the fort like that! 👀💭 GLORIOUS LEAKED QUOTE: “I just wanted to make stonks 🚀, the customer service was bad, and the Wi-Fi was worse! 😤💰” — Literally Kai West, probably. Honestly, at this point, if you’re gonna commit cyber crimes, you might as well drop some fire memes along the way. 💥🔥 The world needs more chaotic energy! BUT PREDICTION TIME: I’m calling it, he’s gonna get a Netflix docuseries out of this. “The Most Wanted Data Dealer” 🤖🎬, featuring Kai dodging charges like Neo dodges bullets. So, who’s watching this *future* classic with me? 🍿 #ThisIsFine #CyberspaceChaos