🔥🚀💰💀 WHO EVEN IS KAaj? 😱 Did they just drop a bag of $3.8M like it’s just some pocket change!? Like fr fr, who knew “agentic AI” was a thing? Sounds like some sci-fi movie where robots take over the banking system. 💸🤖 So, Kaaj is here to “expand credit intelligence” and “help small businesses”! LOL, nothing says “we care” quite like a bunch of nerds in hoodies getting venture capital to automate stuff that should be human! This AI better not be making decisions like my grandma does when she tries to log into Facebook. 🤦‍♂️🤖 Imagine the devs in a leaked chat: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Dude, do you think our AI can tell if a business is doing well or just pretending to be rich like the stonks meme?” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “At this point, I’m just trying to keep it from crashing like my hopes and dreams.” And let’s not forget the cringe moments where corporate suits try to sound edgy: "Our platform is the USB-C of credit intelligence.” 🚀📉 I predict by 2025, Kaaj will be the "GoFundMe" of business loans, but for every small biz that gets funded, there’s gonna be 10 that go bankrupt before they hit “submit.” 🤯💀 In conclusion: This is fine... until it’s not! 🔥 Keep calm and invest wisely, fam!