🚨🐷💥 BREAKING: The Justice Department just unleashed STONKS-level chaos by going full SWAT on a Cambodian pig butchering syndicate – and guess what? They seized a whopping $15 BILLION in Bitcoin! 💰🚀 Like, are we really living in a crypto fever dream right now?! 🤯 So, here’s the tea: while we’re out here struggling to buy avocado toast, the feds were like, “Hold my beer 🍺, we’re coming for that pig money!”💪 Chen Zhi, the mastermind behind this pork chop Ponzi, is now on the run faster than a macroeconomist at a decentralized finance conference. 🤖💨 One DOJ intern was overheard saying, “Who knew pigs could be so profitable?!” 😂 like fr, they should’ve just started a YouTube channel called ‘PiggyBank Bros’ or something. Meanwhile, the crypto community is vibing hard on Twitter with memes like “This is fine” while their portfolios bleed out! 😩🔥 If only they’d invested in actual pigs instead of digital bacon... 🔥👀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, you’ll be buying bacon with Bitcoin, and the phrase "pig butchering" will just mean your portfolio is getting CHOPPED! 🥓💀💸 Share this madness or get back to your charts, you absolute legends! 🔥💥 #HODL #CryptoChaos