🚨👽 TIME TO WAKE UP, SPACE COWBOYS! 🚀💥 Ever wondered what it’s like to be trapped on a spaceship with monsters that make your ex look friendly? Well, do I have the claustrophobic sci-fi THRILLER for you! 🙃💀 Introducing "Corporal Bower: The Cryo-Snoozer’s Horror Show!" 🌌🥴 This film is more packed than a developer's tight deadline at a startup—seriously, Tubi is sliding this out like it’s a late-night snack at 3 AM. Any movie where waking up from cryosleep means FIGHTING CANNIBALS and fixing spaceships is an instant stonks move. 📈🔥 So, what’s the plot? Imagine you're halfway through fixing your IKEA furniture and suddenly your roommates turn into flesh-eating space monsters. Now, that’s the kind of chaos I live for! 😂🪐💔 💬 I can see the devs now: "Martha said we could do SPACE CANNIBALS, but we wanted to keep it wholesome... so we made a sci-fi horror!" As you buckle up for this wild ride, just remember: when the cannibals come knocking, scream "THIS IS FINE!" while calling your mom. 🤡🔥 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be living on colony ships because Earth just became a giant meme. Get your snacks and hit Tubi like your sanity depends on it! 💰👽✨