🛩️💥 BREAKING: United Airlines is now your FREE Apple TV+ BINGE MACHINE! Who needs overpriced Wi-Fi when you can watch Ted Lasso for the 467th time while your pilot is just trying to figure out how to land, amirite? 😂✈️ So, United is like, “Hey fam, let’s bless your tragic in-flight experience with a side of *superiority complex* courtesy of Apple!” 🍏👑 Meanwhile, Apple’s all like, “Hold my overpriced latte,” as they add more cringy original content to your screen. Can we just give a round of applause to the genius who thought, “Let’s turn the middle seat nightmare into a sitcom fest!” 👏💀 Imagine you're overhead and you hear the beautiful sounds of someone crying over a Ted Lasso episode, while the flight attendant is like, “This is fine.” 🔥💔💀 You know what they say: "Stonks go up when someone asks if we can watch something that isn’t a 5-hour documentary on the efficacy of airplane snacks." 💡 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We were gonna offer free snacks, but then we thought, ‘Nah, let’s just let them watch the pain of others instead!’” - A United Employee, probably. 🔥🔥 Hot Take Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be flying in Apple-designed planes, and the safety video will be an emotional rollercoaster directed by your fave filmmakers! Get ready for *Apple Air*—landings are just TO BE CONTINUED... 😱🍏🚀