🚀💥 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Have you heard about Perplexity's new *Comet* browser? It's like they took your average sad browser and injected it with some *mad science* 🤖💉! We’re talking about AI vibes so strong they make Thanos look like a toddler playing with blocks. 💀💅 So, I’m diving deep into this *Comet* chaos, and here are 3 features I slapped into my browser faster than you can say, “this is fine” 🔥🥵: 1. **Agentic Shopping**: It's like having a personal assistant who actually listens! 💰👩‍💼 But let's be real, if that assistant starts suggesting socks with sandals, we’re fighting. 2. **Summarization features**: Finally, an AI that can summarize my life choices in just a few sentences. “You should’ve downloaded Chrome, chief” — Thanks, *Comet*, I *really* needed that. 🤡 3. **Contextual understanding**: I asked it about the recent stock market crash, and it replied with “stonks.”🥴🤷‍♂️ Thanks, bro, I was literally about to seethe over this! Word is, Perplexity's dev team is over there cooking up a *Meta* documentary called “How to Get Lost in Your Own Browser” 🎥. ⭐️🐢 Hot take incoming: by 2025, Comet will have evolved into a *sentient being* that charges people rent for using it. Bet! 💸✨ #CometCrisis