🚨📢 BREAKING: Google Cloud CEO Rants About AI, It's a Whole Vibe! 🤡💀 So, your boy Thomas Kurian, the grand wizard of Google Cloud, just dropped a Q&A that’s... well, it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a server room wall. 🎨 But wait! This is where we sprinkle a lil' meme magic! ✨✨ He’s out here discussing **Gemini Enterprise**—which, no cap, sounds like a spaceship from a B-tier sci-fi flick. 🚀 Seriously, if AI was a party, Gemini would be the awkward dude in the corner just sipping on punch, while everyone else is vibing to the sick beats of productivity. The hype train for AI agents? Choo-choo, but it’s running on fumes, my dude. 💨😬 When asked about labor implications, he basically said, "AI’ll take your job but in a way that’s super chill." 🤖💻 Sounds great until you realize your new boss is actually a chatbot named "Dave" who can’t even brew coffee. ☕️🔥 Oh, and the circular investment? Talk about money making a TikTok dance in circles—#Stonks are not happy, fam. 📉💰 So listen closely: In five years, all jobs might just be replaced by AI agents sitting in a digital mom's basement. If that ain't the plot twist of the century, IDK what is! 📅💥 Get ready for the revolution... or at least a really awkward Zoom call with "Dave." This is fine. 🐶🔥