🚨🎮💥 BREAKING: Valve is basically trying to play God in your living room! 😱💀 Grab your VR goggles and put on your big boy pants, because we are diving 🏊‍♂️ headfirst into the chaos of Valve's new gameplay-these-treasures: the Steam Frame, Steam Machine, and Steam Controller! 🌌 👀 So, apparently, Jay Peters (the second-most dedicated Steam Deck fan, hello 🥴) and Sean "I-sleep-with-a-Steam-Deck" Hollister waltzed into Valve HQ like they owned the place, and what did they find? 🤔 A literal cornucopia of tech fueled solely by dreams and the last remnants of Gabe Newell's diet soda stash! 🍕🥤 And listen, they want you to “ask them anything,” like we’re all just sitting here with our VR headsets on 🚀 hypothesizing about life. But let's be real—did you even need a headset if you're still using your mom’s couch as a gaming chair? 🛋️💸 💬 Leaked Developer Quote™: “We made the Steam Frame to be the new ‘experiencing reality’… but honestly it’s still just an expensive way to dodge your responsibilities.” 👀💔 #Doomed 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’re ALL gonna be convinced we're living inside a Valve game, and the only way to escape is to uninstall Steam—just kidding, we’ll all be too busy grinding to even think about it! 🤡💅💰 So grab your favorite digital wallet, because at this point, we all just want to be cyberpunks in a VR dystopia. 💻🕶️ #StonksOrNothing