🚨🔍 BREAKING NEWS: I strapped on the 🕶️ Oakley Meta Vanguard for a 5-mile stroll and lemme tell ya, it was like walking with a tiny robot buddy who’s just slightly less dysfunctional than my last relationship! 🤖💔 So, let’s talk key advantages, fam! These shades can literally make you feel smarter 😎💡— like I upgraded from "NEET" to "GENIUS" overnight. Forget Ray-Bans; those belong in the cringe compilation this is fine meme. 💀🔥 But hold up! There’s a catch. *ahem* The price tag on these bad boys is screaming “I once bought shoes that doubled as a hot tub” 💰💦. Your bank account will weep like the last gamer who thought NFTs were a good investment. Stonks? Nah, more like bonks. 🥴 In the words of a disgruntled developer, “Why did we make them overpriced? Because we can!!” 😭💸 Here’s the tea: 👀 These glasses are the ultimate flex, but you better hope they come with a loan option. Unless you wanna be out here coping with last-gen tech while others are vibing with their AI sidekicks. 😂💵 No cap, you’ll be asking for forgiveness on your next walk of shame. Prediction time: In 2024, we’ll all be wandering the streets with smart glasses while the Ray-Ban peeps will still be stuck in 2010 wearing “cool” retro styles. #MetaMayhem 🚀✨ Share this and prepare for the future of *intelligent* eyewear! 🌌👓