🚨🛒 BLACK FRIDAY 2K23: Streaming Deals are Back, Baby! 🛒🚨 Alright, fam, gather 'round because I’m about to spill the tea on the only thing hotter than your cousin’s Thanksgiving casserole: streaming service deals that don’t suck! 🍗🔥 ZDNET claims they did deep, dark research to find the "best" deals. Like, who even asked tho? 😳 Imagine them in a Netflix binge haze: "We just spent 42 hours analyzing the pixels in The Office!" Can we just admit this is code for “let me Google random prices and call it a day?” 🤡💀 ***Leaked developer quote***: “When we said we’d do our research, we meant scrolling TikTok for 8 hours... then we just hit ‘recommended’!” 🤖💀💸 Based. But fr fr, if you’re looking for early Black Friday deals, here’s the vibe:🎉 1. **Streaming Services**: Netflix is practically giving it away like candy on Halloween – only scarier. 👻🍬 2. **Devices**: Get ready to buy that Roku that nobody wants but everyone pretends to love like it’s a new iPhone. 🤷‍♂️📺 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* Forget ZDNET’s recommendations! Just listen to your friends on Discord – they’re the real experts. 😜 **Hot take**: By 2025, we’ll all be streaming directly into our brains. Black Friday? Nah, we’ll just upload our wishes directly to the cloud. 🌌🚀💊 #Stonks