🚨🔥✨ BREAKING NEWS from the land of "Oops, I Clicked Add to Cart Again" – Amazon just dropped their new Kindle Scribes, and HEY, they’re THICC with a color screen now! 🌈📚✨ #Stonks 🤖💰 So, let’s get this straight: 😳 Three new Kindles for people who, let’s be real, just like to pretend they’re reading in coffee shops. ☕️💁‍♂️ But wait, there’s more – these bad boys weigh less than your average burrito (14.1 oz) and are thinner than your confidence when you see a cute barista! 😱🥵 One of them even has a color display! 🎉 “Color: for people who can’t read black and white” – Amazon CEO probably. #NotAScam 💔 And let’s not forget the new AI features that "summarize notes" because why would we want to think for ourselves? 🤡🧠 Imagine this: a developer in a corner muttering, “If we can give them colors, they’ll forget about the fact they’re paying for overpriced digital paper.” ROASTED. 🔥💀 Brace yourselves, folks. My prediction? In 3 years, we’ll be reading books through VR headsets while fighting off ads for Kindle toothpaste. The future is bleak, and it’s CRUNCHY. 🤯🚀 #KindleScribes #ThisIsFine #MemeTheFuture