🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🚨 The *Magic John* screen protector is WRECKING the internet faster than your mom calling you during a Zoom meeting! 🤡💀 You might be asking, “Did it really protect my precious iPhone from the wrath of my butterfingers?” AND BOY, LET ME TELL YA! Over 9,000 TikToks later, I caved. 💸✨ Now, I’m diving into the chaos like: *Drake pointing meme* “Not buying it? COPE.” 🤖 "It’s just a sticker!” said the developer, who I'm 99% sure lives in his mom’s basement. “But, like, a magical sticker,” he added, trying to sound all wizardy (you know that dude is rocking all the wizard vibes). First impressions: I dropped my phone 3 times… and *this is fine* 😱—it didn’t shatter! If you’re looking for a hood spell to protect your device from disaster, *Magic John* may be the one! Just don’t expect it to pay off your student loans (unlike the *stonks* sign). 🔥🔥 My UNHINGED prediction? In 2024, Apple will release a phone that’s basically just a screen protector with TikTok integration (✅ METAVERSE CONFIRM) and *everyone will lose their minds*. 💰 So, go ahead, treat yo’self! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or at least a great TikTok dance. 😤🕺 #ScreenProtectorSaga #CrackFreeSince2023